Friday Means It’s Server Outage Day
December 9th, 2025 by ScrivsHaving Sexerati on Fleshbot yesterday and then Damn I’m Cute on there today has not been kind to the server. Actually my shitty programming hasn’t been kind to the server. This isn’t about growing up too fast or whether I should pay the writers of Fine Fools or not (they pay themselves right now with the income from their sites). This is about me trying to create a network on a Microsoft Access Database…Access 97 no less! I have made some minor changes which should help, but I can’t upgrade to Access 10 till this weekend so please bear with us. I have to wait for my mom to hand over my allowance.
To all Fine Fools writers: Feel free to egg Cowboy’s house this weekend to get back at me.
December 9th, 2025 at 4:20 pm
[…] The rumors about my demise are true, but I blackmailed Scrivs with dirty pictures because I really am evil. So all you haters, lovers, believers here to you on a Friday. Because the truth of the matter is Scrivs Sucks he can’t even keep a server online and he is blaming it on me. What a loser. Just another one of my four readers who isn’t going to be reading the next entry. And now I get paid more than he does. Blackmail is so much fun. […]
December 11th, 2025 at 12:47 pm
Havw you tried migrating away from Microsoft? Really, it’s not good for your health. You could package up all your Microsoft stuff and put it in a crate with Jack.